sangat busy~

sorry laaaa..
banyak nak cite n tepek gambar...
tapi busy gile laaa...
sbb 1syt july birthday noy..
so esok malam nak buat bbq la ape laaa..
so mcm terkejar sana sini...
dah la siang tadi dpd pukul 10am sampai petang xde electric..
sbb tnb tukar cable la ape laaa..
x bole nak buat ape..sbb tuh x update..heheh
dah la panas nauzubillah..

so..i akan busy 2-3 hari nih...
x sure bile akan update...
sangat letih...nak titon laaa..
aktiviti sabtu(hari ini) dpd pukul 8am sampai 12am..
so x reti2 tido...

p/s: sorry x sempat singgah blog korg..
akan dilawati kelak..

pocong~

semalam ben datang around 8...
nak pergi dinner ngan die..sangat lapar..
tp die yg baik hati ajak ayol n noy join..
mama x nak join..sbb x larat..
baru ingat nak dating..die ajak2 ramai2...

perut dah lapar...
mama nak siram bunga..
die yg over rajin..nak siram pulak..
tu xpe..org suruh siram bunga..die nak siram lantai sekali..
itu namanye mendatangkan kemarahan..ldah la laparrrrr okay...
hasil desakan..die siram lantai half je...huhu

so makan kat kerisik tomyam...
haruslah sengkak perut kan...
kami telah mengorder..ikan siakap stim, daging masak merah,kailan ikan masin, telur dadar,tomyam,udang petai...portion utk due org makan..
gile pelahap...sorry x amik gambar..sbb terlalu lapar..huhuhuhu..

then hantar sup ekor n air tembikai yg dibungkus utk mama n papa..
straight to danau kota..
ayol nak cuci his silver thingy..bangle la..rantai la, cincin laa..
otw tu..ayol bagi one of his bangle to ben...
mula lah ben tuh...dah la the day before die shopping sakan kat klcc..
beli cincin la..ray-ban laa...
apa i cakap kat die je ..die akan cakap, " i kalau dah pakai cincin ni..u jangan main2..puff daddy je pakai mcm ni.."
gila ka hah?????dpd zaman hail amir & uji rashid la bf aku nih...
sekarang namanya p.diddy...bukan puff daddy
tu xpe..lepas dapat bangle tuh..

noy : abg ben..edan balik sabtu ni..
ben : iye???edan kalau balik nanti dah x bole panggil abg..abg ben..
noy : kenapa pulak??
ben : kalau nak panggil 2 je bole..
noy : panggil apa??*nonoy blur..aku dah agak die nak merapek*
ben : sama ada panggil abg puff daddy..x pun bile dah pakai gelang ni..panggil abg..godfather..

pulak..apa bende la..bf aku nih..
pelik2 je..
malas nak melayan....
sampai danau..x banyak bukak..sbb hari pasar malam ke ape tah..aku x paham...
so ayol just cuci silver2 die je..

then we went to wangsa maju seksyen 2..
nak carik dvd pocong 2..
haruslah x puas hati kan kalau x tgk cite tu..
so kat seksyen 2 xde..
pergi la kat au2 pulak..nasib baik ade...
ayol bole lak beli kuey teow kerang n roti john pulak..
haruslah la makan lagi..xkan tgk je..huhuhuh

sampai around 11ish...
layan la cerite pocong...
jalan cite n movie mcm low budget laaa..
tp hantunyer sangat la scary..kasi terkejut2...
bole tahan kaki terangkat ke udara la kan..heheh..
noy takut..so die tido bawah je..
aku yg agak takut..tp kerana nak kan keselesaan..tido gak kat bilik..
masa naik tuh..takut x terkata..
tp berkata2 dlm hati, "ish..nih rumah aku..buat apa nak takut lak"
sampai bilik..utk legakan perasaan..hisap rokok sebatang dulu...
sambil hisap tuh...nampak la ade rambut gugur..rambut aku ke??rambut org lain ke..aku x pasti...so aku kutip2 la..buang kat tong sampah...
boleh pulak aku terbayang2 hantu2 rambut panjang dlm cite tu..
lepas 1...1 terbayang..cittt...
so aku xnak lebih takut..aku nyanyi dalam hati lagu willie wonka..willie wonka..
sambil membayangkan willie wonka n oompa loompas..
so x takut...sebelum terlelap ade la terbayang...
sbb ade 1 scene tuh..die peluk bolster..tetibe bile tgk bolster tu..die peluk pocong..bole x???
membuatkan aku xnak peluk bolster..
jadi malam itu dipenuhi ayat2 suci sebelum aku terlena..

tah la..
kadang2 betul apa org cakap..
kenapa perlu tgk cite2 mcm tu kan..
elok bole tido dgn aman..x pasal2 tido dalam ketakutan..
itu namanya..kebuduhan terlampau..

soping-soping~

tadi pergi JJ w.maju..
sbb nak beli kasut..
i nak ballerina flats warna merah..
sbb sangat la tergoda masa tgk lindsay lohan pakai..uhuk..uhuk..

sampai je JJ terus pergi secret recipe..
sbb noy nak kek kunci utk birthday 21st die...
tp xde..dorg buat bentuk bulat n empat segi je..tah apa2 tah..buduhhh..
then pergi JJ punya bakery tuh..
ade kek kunci..tapi 3kg..n RM180...
call mama..nak confirm..x jawab la pulak..
so x dapat tempah laaa...so maybe we will go after this..

then had our lunch at laksa shack..
telah pekena laksa johor..stone..
yeay...sudah tidak craving laksa lagiii..la la la~

then mula la operasi mencari kasut..
ade few yg minat kat vincci..tapi my size semua dah habis..
sedih gileee..tu laaa..sape suruh kaki gedabak..
kat nose mcm xde sangat yg sukaaa...
so sebelum duit yg ben bg tuh habis pada bende2 lain..eloklah dibeli kasut itu cepat2 kan..
so jalan2 kat Jusco..adeeeeee....
n ade size..owh..indahnyerr...
ade 1 lagi tuh sangat la berkenan..wedges carlo rino...suker..sukerr..
tp agak over budget..haruslah datang bersama en. ben pulak..
inilah kasut yg disoping tadi..
tadaaaaaaa~


sukerrrrnyerrrrr~
nanti di-update lagi yea..
mahu keluar la nih..
nak gi tempah kek noy for her birthday bash this saturday..
her birthday is on the 1st of july...
la la la~
bye peeepsss....

sakit pinggang~

the renovation works dah siap..
so sbb x sabar2 sangat semalam jugak mama suruh susun2 taman askona tu..
so the electrician came around 7ish..
did a new plug point belah tepi tuh..sbb nak ubah position fountain tu..
by 8..dah siap dah..
bermula la kerje2 menyusun tuh..
macam nak patah pinggang...
sbb i ngan ayol je buat keje tuh..
malas nak call ben..mcm keji la pulak..
suruh die datang umah..tetibe suruh buat2 keje...

noy keje2 ringan sikit la...
menangkap ikan...
n kutip batu2 sungai tuh..basuh n susun balik...
sian plak nak suruh buat keje berat..dah la kurus..
so kene buat ngan ayol la..
mama banyak tunjuk2 je..n bg arahan..grrrr..
penat sampai rase mcm nak pitam je...
berpeluh toksah cite la..
dah jadi kemasaman tahap dewa dah...

then around 10ish nysya called..
said she's coming over to my place..
she's from shah alam..
it's quite dark la outside..
sbb x pasang lagi lampu utk area porch tuu..
mama nak pergi kedai lampu..pilih2 lampu..
so bile nysya datang tuh..
lepak kat taman askona je..
hmmmmmmmm..indahhh..
mama siap semangat2 pasang lilin semua..citt..poyo gileee...
so bersembang2 laaaa..

tetibe terbukak topik cerite hantu la pulak..
si nysya takut nak balik umah pulak..
padahal naik kete 2 minit je dah sampai umah die..
so i invited her to sleep over at my place..
suruh die lock kete semua..
then noy n nysya lepak kat guest room..
ben called said he's coming over..
so sementara tu..i mandi..haruslah lah kan..dah berpeluh2 sakan...

ben came around 11ish...
so lepak depan ngan ben,farid(his bro), ayol n mama...
sembang2 semua..said he's just gonna be for a while..
tapi lama la pulak..
so noy la melayan nysya kat dalam..
around 12ish tuh tetibe je nysya ngan noy keluar..
rupenye dorg cite2 hantu..pastuh..takut..tah apa2 tah...

then after ben balik..
naik to my room...
siap2 kan tempat tido utk nysya...
sembang2 la..pasal noy n her upcoming engagement n so on..
teibe diri ku yg gatal nih..suruh la..cerite..apa cerite hantu yg dorg cerite sampai takut tuh..
so mula lah dorg cite..
nysya cite pasal cite hantu pocong 2 tu...
huishh..dah pukul 2 pagi tuh..ala2 takut la pulak...
dah la time tuh..bukak side lamp warna merah n ade cahaya lilin..
scented candle tu..so ala2 seram je suasana tuh..
mata pun dah ala2..sbb dah pukul 3 am..
lately kan pukul 10pm je mcm dah tido...

so sebelum bertambah seram...
baik suruh stop..
masing2 cuba melelapkan mata..
mata tutup mata tuh..bole lak mcm2 terbayang..semua yg nysya cite2 tuh..
so mula la bace macam2 ayat..
dah la mamai gile..
ade 1 time tuh i bace berulang2 kali,"nauzubillah hi minasyaiton nirajim"
pastu baru sedar salah..buduh gile..
nasib baik dapat tido dgn amannyer~

adekah kerana terlalu letih menyebabkan aku super takut semalam??
atau sememangnyer penakut..tapi perasan berani??

update later~

banyak sangat nak cerite..
tapi will do it later...
smlm ben singgah bagi duit berbelanja..
so haruslah la hari ni nak pergi shopping kan...
mau beli kasut baru..
la la la..
so later peeps~

macam-macam orang~

topik kali ini ialah mengenai manusia dan ragam2 nya..
manusia2 yg di maksudkan ialah jiran2 ku...
masalahnye ialah mengenai renovation...

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situation 1

ade rumah depan tuh buat renovation kaw-kaw punya..
die tambah depan...terus naik sekali 2 tingkat...
bole tahan lawa la..
aku ngan mama dah agak..
mesti ade yg makan hati la...
sbb dorg nih ahli2 mesyuarat tembok..
tiap2 petang..dok bertembok kt depan rumah salah sorg..mula la sessi umpatan...
mama malas nak join...sbb mama keje..so mana ade masa nak join2 nih..
plus mama tau sangat perangai dorg nih..ade je nak kutuk..so baik lah menjauhkan diri...
dulu masa aku kecik2..kt org agak susah...so pakai kete buruks tahap dewa..
mula la keluar kate2 keji, "kete nani tuh..timbang kati pun org xnak beli"
kejiiiiiiiiii...pastuh kite org beli kete baru sampai 3..tau lak kau sentap..pukisssssss..

so,org depan tuh salah sorang dpd ahli mesyuarat laaa...
bile die buat je umah die..semua sentap je..
jadi bermusuhan la pulak...
umah die grand sangat sampai kene pakai kren semua..
sekali keluar isu...menyusahkan...sbb kren ganggu laluan umah si A** BM (sbb die pakai bm)..
padahal aku tgk kren tuh dtg 2 kali je..
buduh..punya manusia...
alaaaa..kite org tau pun sbb ade penyampainyerrr...

pastuh auntie umah depan tuh dtg ngadu kat mak aku...
cakap..ade DBKL dtg umah die...
sbb ade jiran(kite org panggil bangla..sb muka auntie tuh mcm bangle sikit..huishh..kite org lg kejii) buat aduan..konon die renovate rumah tuh..menganggu jalan..
sbb contractor letak pasir..simen, kayu2 semua depan umah...
herlowwwww...x ganggu pun..n kat mana lak die nak letak???dalam umah???
kalau dah dalam umah..mcm mana lak nak buat rumah??
bile DBKL dtg..xde tindakan apa2 pun..sbb mmg standard la mcm tuh..
ape ke bodoh kan..x pasal2 lepas tuh..kau dah bermusuhan..nak keluar umah pun segan..

n dulu depan umah die ade pokok mangga besar....
so die tanya la kat my mum..nak tebang ke??
mama cakap..tebang la..kalau x..xde la nampak umah...x nampak cantik umah tuh..
tetibe dtg la auntie J ni..cakap..jgn tebang..sbb pokok dah start berbunga..nanti keluar buah...
eh,setakat mangga..3kg rm 10 je la...
ke sbb kau x sanggup makan hati berulam jantung..kene ngadap umah org tuh...???
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situation 2

masa umah kite org naik tembok kiri kanan n tambah belakang..
muncul la auntie T..yg dah 3 bulan kot x nampak muka...

T : eh,nani buat apa pulak ni??
mama : naik dinding kat belakang n buat tembok je..
T : i dah lama nak buat..tapi i cakap kat W (laki die)..die buat x tau je...
mama : ye ke..alaaaa..i ade duit sikit ni..i buat laaa..senang...

mama cakap laaa..sbb tuh mama suka keje..
ade duit sendiri..xde la menjeruk rase..mintak kat laki buat x tau je..
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situation 3

kite org nak buat bumbung depan...
bile dengar2 cite nih..mama risau gak..
kalau bole xnak la org dengki..
ye la..mula2 masuk umah nih dulu...
kite org first skali tambah landing area n guest room..masa thn 1990
sbb mama ckp..if my atok n nenek dtg senang la..xkan nak naik atas...
tp x buat lak..bumbung..x terpikir masa tuh..

few years later..semua ikut je buat..
tp dorg siap buat bumbung semua laa...ape laaa..
suke die laaa kan..ade heran ka...ada dengki ka??

so mama cakap la...
xde org dengki kot..
sbb kite buat biasa2 je..
n semua org ade bumbung..
kite je xde lagi..
so xkan nak dengki jugak..
cuma kite org ade bumbung belah utk garden area je la..lebih sikit..
sbb masa ribut ari tuh...yg temporary punya ade yg tercabut2..
so mama terus naik roof tiles laaa..
n mostly umah dorg bumbung ade gap 3 kaki from gate...
mama been asking around (ye la kate keje perumahan)...
n bole tarik bumbung sampai gate...yg x bole ialah dinding..kene ade gap 3 kaki...

oleh ituuuu..makanya..pada hari sabtu yg lalu~
kite org baru balik dpd pasar tani..die dpd giant...

J : naniii bumbung kau tarik sampai depan yea..
mama : ye laaaa...buat apa2 tggl2 sikit2..nani tarik je sampai depan...
J : eh, bukan x bole ke??? setahu aku..x bole la..
mama : nani dah tanya dah...yg x bole if nak naik dinding..if bumbung bole sampai depan..
J : owh *time nih aku tgk muka die berubah ok..mcm x bole terima kenyataan*
mama : hmm.. tu la...nani dah tanya..
J : maknanyer..bumbung umah kau..lagi panjang dpd umah kite org semua la ye???

boleh x??????
Ya Allah..itu pun boleh jadi isu ke???
x habis lagi tuh...
noy tgh tarik troli...dlm troli ade 2 plastic bag sayur je..
aku angkat baldi..barang basah semua dlm tu...
die pun ade troli yg penuh ngan brg2 giant..

J : eh noy,sikit je barang dlm troli..baiik x payah bawak troli..
mama : ade dlm baldi tuh..banyak...xnak letak dm troli..takut meleleh..
J : ingat korg beli tuh je....

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh...tensiii.tensiiii..ape bende la die org nih weyhhh..
kat rumah mama bebel laaaa...
mengenai isu ini... "maknanyer..bumbung umah kau..lagi panjang dpd umah kite org semua la ye???"
mama mula la kelucahan die..,"mmg la umah nih semua panjang2 dpd org lain..'barang' kat umah ni semua panjang2" *sebenarnye ayat mak aku lagi kelucahan..takut x bole diterima dek akal korg..so aku ala2 censor sikit nohhh*
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situation 4

juga berkaitan ngan auntie J
tgh mak aku ngan few jiran ngadap umah aku tuh di suatu petang..
datang la diee dgn lengang lenggoknyerr..

J : eh nani, kau mmg nak atap genting yea belah tepi tuh???kenape x buat atap biasa yg lutsinar mcm org lain tuh...
mama : xnak la i *time nih mak aku dah hangin..n tau die nak buat atap kt belah situ..jenis yg lutsinar la* nak buat apa atap mcm tuh..i nak atap genting...
J : gelap la rumah kau..
mama : xpe..i suke
J : eh, kau x rase ke rendah sangat atap kau tuh???
mama : x kire la..kalau die buat rendah sampai ke tanah pun i x kisah..i suke..

haaaaaaaa...kene sebijik..
terus senyap je...pastuh coverline..gi lepak ngan org lain pulak...
apehal la manusia2 sebegini...
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morale of the story is..
sile la buat hal masing2..
dan jangan la sekali2 anda join ahli mesyuarat tembok..
sesungguhnye mereka saling mendengki..walaupun dgn ahli se-mesyuarat..
la la la ~

psikologi berjaya~

semalam kan jadi isu nak masak apa..
aku nak asam pedas...
noy nak sup ayam...

aku gi dapur..
tgk die keluarkan ayam dpd freezer...
tp letak tepi je..
bernas betul...sampai petang pun xkan defrost ayam tuh..
so aku rendam dalam air...

noy : saya dah keluarkan ayam...saya nak masak sup...
me : kau keluarkan mcm tuh je ke..kau rendam???
noy : saya letak tepi je...tggu defrost..
me : hoihh..sampai petang pun x defrost dowww...pergi laaaaa...aku lapar laaa..
noy : ye ke?? *sengalnyerrr* bole la defrost..sape kate x bole...
me : mmg la bole..tp sampai pukul bape lak nak kene tggu..

noy pergi dapur nak check..

me : saye dah rendam laaaaa..heheheheheh..saje je nak menyusahkan kau..
noy : tah apa2 la pija nih...bodo ka hah??
me : saya nak asam pedasss laaaaa...stone dow..
noy : arghhh...asyik2 asam pedas je...bosan laaa..saya nak sup...
me : sup x sedap laaaa...x sedap...
noy : senang masak dua2 sekali..kau masak lauk kau..aku masak lauk aku...
me : mana bole macam tuh...salah satu la...
noy : x kire..saya nak masak sup jugak..
me : FINE!! whatever..

after 1/2 hour...
die still dok beside me..tenggek tgk i update blog semua...

me : pukul bape kau nak masak ni???
noy : sabar laaa..ayam keras lagi laaaaa...
me : kau dah check ke???mana kau tau dah ok ke x...
noy : sabar la...jap lagi saya check la..n saya masak laaaa...

selepas few hours x gerak jugak..
dok main hp pulak....
time tuh aku dah xde mood nak makan asam pedas pun...
sbb xde la crave pun..aku bg makan ape pun bedal je..
so mulalah otak aku ligat nak psikologi noy...

me : lapar laaaaa...kau nak masak ke xnak???xnak biar aku masak la..tapi kalau aku..aku masak asam pedas laaa..
noy : x nakkkk...saya nak suppppppp...

sambil berlari ke dapur...berlari laju okay..mcm ade org kejar dpd belakang je..
aku rase die ingat aku kejar die kot..gaggagagagaga
die siap2 kan bahan...masak2..tanpa meminta sebarang bantuan dpd aku
aku tau2 je..sup sudah siap....
gagaggagagagaggaga...
mesti die ingat aku ye-ye je nak amik ayam die tuh masak asam pedas...
padahal tahap kemalasan tahap dewa time tuh..
x kuasa nak masak2 nih...

kenyang perut makcik makan sup ayam..
bole tahan la..sbb die letak banyak pepper n black pepper..
perlu la panas je perut aku makan sup tuh..
pedas gak..
so overall berpuas hati...

under construction~

as i said in my previous post..rumah tgh berkecah2 sbb tgh renovation kan...
they start their work last thursday...sangat cepat..
today is their 5th day..n the work is 75% done..
here r the pictures of the working progress..

:: this was on day 2..dorg tgh memasang2 kayu2 tetulang tuh utk membuat bumbung..segan nak amik gambar dpd depan..mcm poyo2 pulak..this was snap time amik mama for lunch ::

:: ini pulak dpd dalam rumah...x nampak sangat pun kan..i segan la..day 1 tuh diorang mengecat all the exterior n buat tiang tuh..there are 3 of them.. ::

:: ini masa diorang dah balik..baru la bole amik dpd angle depan.. ::

:: this was on day 4..tgh operasi menyimen bumbung2 yg dah di pasang ::

:: from the main door view..works are almost done ::

:: view from the side where the garden chair will be place n we will move the fountain over there..supaya lebih feel..mama excited lebih..konon suka..cakap xnak letak siling..sbb suka tgk kayu2 n atap2 tuh..herlowww..x sukerr..nanti nampak mcm rumah x siap or x cukup duit nak buat rumah..heheheh..sbb nih bukan roof tiles utk bare punya..sangat la x sesuweeaaiiyy ::

:: taddaaaaa...from the front view..mula2 tgk..terasa mcm minang kabau la pulak..hmmm..x sabarnye nak tggu betul2 siap n susun balik..rindu pada taman askona ::

quite okay la the contractor..
n murah okay...
dah la muka arjun(the chief) tuh ala kesian je..lemah je aku tgk..
muka kesian..bile nak marah pun ala2 x sampai hati je rase..

ingat lagi on saturday..2 org je keje..
ade arjun n sorg lagi..
mama suruh i jemur baju kat depan..
so i asked ben to accompany me..
segan la nak sorg2 kat depan tuh mcm org bengong..

sambil jemur tuh~

me : kesian je kat dia org kan..panas..kite yg sekejap nih pun x tahan panasnye..
ben : biar la die org ja..x payah kesian..dah keje dia org..org i*d*n ni x bole di bagi muka..
me : x baik laa u niiii..kesian la..panas tau..dah la muka arjun tuh macam muka kesian..
ben : arjun??yg mana??
me : tuu..*sambil tunjuk guna bibir*

time tuh dorg atas bumbung tgh pasang tetulang tuh..
me terus jemur..
ben jenguk2..tgk keje dia org tuh..
tetibe gue terdengar~

ben : panas ya pak...
arjun : iya..hari ini sangat panas...bla bla bla..

aku x bape dengar..sbb aku rase kelakar je..
ben poyo2 cakap itu ini..tapi tetibe dilayan bersembang lak..
then masuk rumah aku cerite kat mama about the situation...

ben : bukan apa ma..ben mmg x suke mat2 i*d*n ni..rase geram je...pastu pija bole pulak cakap kesian2..lagi la angin *ben sgt jealous..tah apa2 ngan mat i*d*n pun nak jealous*..pastuh bile tgk muka arjun tuh....terus jadi kesian..tuh yg tegur tuh..

semua gelak je..
poyo-ness je en ben tuh...
tp die mmg sangat peramah la..
ngan semua org die nak berkawan..
gagagagagagagagagaga...

asam pedas~

so this is our(me & noy) first attempt nak memasak asam pedas ayam..
my home start buat asam pedas ayam nih since 2001...
masa tuh papa buat bypass kat IJN (institut jantung negara)
sudah tentu la org yg dibedah x lalu makan kan..
tp makanan still dihantar..
utk org yg menjaganyer..
i was there with mama n noy...
n menu of the day was asam pedas ayam..
huishhhh..stone gile..
IJN punya makanan best gile...x macam makanan hospital...
fish n chips die pun tahap dewa punya sedap..
tah la..time tahun 2001 la kan..x tau la sampai sekarang best lagi ke x..

so selama nih mama je masak...
then one day mama x larat nak masak..
so die cakap..die dah keluarkan ayam..
masak la ayam berlada ke ape...
noy nak masak sup ayam..x stone la..rase x puas hati je if x pedas..
so me rase nak masak asam pedas..sbb bunga kantan ade(bunga kantan sgt best)

noy : haaa...buat sup ayam la..saya pandai..best..
me : x mo la...saya suka pedas2
noy : abis tuh nak masak apa..
me : kite masak ayam masak lemak cili api then sambal tumis telur rebus nak??
noy : kau pandai ke masak??
me : pandai laaaa..saya pernah masak la dulu..
noy : sedap ke??*kurang ajar punya adik*
me : dorang(my fam) pernah rasa..semua kate sedap...
noy : ye ke?? *buat muka x yakin* arghh..xmo la..saya nak sup..
me : haaaa..kite buat asam pedas nak??best gile..
noy : kau pandai ke???
me : x pandai..
noy : abis mcm mana??
me : call la mama..mintak recipe..

call mama..

me : hye mamaaa..mama buat apa tuh..??
mama : KEJE LA!! *huishh garang gile* kau nak ape???
me : garang laaa mama ni..xde la..noy n pija nak masak asam pedas ayam..so nak recipe la..
mama : masak asam pedas pun x tau????
me : heheh...

mama pun bg la recipe panjang lebar...
dan ini lah hasilnyerrrr....
tadaaaaaa~

:: si minah enter prame..sibuk je...sorry bout the mess tho ::

:: tgh menunggu kentang empuk...hidangan ialah utk satu keluarga makan dengan pelahap nyer..so xde maknenyer nak masak periuk2 kecik kt umah nih.. ::

bole tahan stone la asam pedas tuh..*cea..puji diri sendiri*
ingat x laku ke ape...
tapi satu periuk tuh..abis jugak la...
huhuhuhuhuhuhu..

same thing happen today..

situation : mama x larat masak
barang basah : ayam
noy : nak masak sup ayam
me : nak masak asam pedas ayam lagi!!!!!
kesimpulan noy : kau masak kau punya..aku masak aku punya..
kesimpulan ku : pastutkah aku mengalah????

addicted~

saya telah meng-snap gambar2 manusia2 yg addicted bermain game dirumah...

:: x abis2 main winning eleven..serious menyampah...asal terpandang tv je..mesti nampak padang yg menghijau..kalau x game..bile bukak astro je bukak channel sport..sangap gile nak tgk astro pun x dapat..bile tanya.."xde cite best ke??" dua-dua jawab, "xde..xde.xde.." herghhhh..::

:: ini lah pasangan suami isteri yg addicted main pacman yg i ceritakan tu...papa akan menenggek kt blakang utk tgk skill mama main..mama terrel gile main..huishhh...nak gune internet pun x dapat..asyik dok mengadap pacman je diorang ni..tergelak2 la..terjerit2 la.. kalau org tgk mest ingat psycho gile ::


tinggal saya x tau nak buat apa...
nak baca novel..noy asyik kacau..x bole nak fokus...
so terpaksa la layan kerenah die..
n akan saje je lalu lalang depan tv tuh..
mengacau konsentrasi ayol & p.g...pastu dorg akan cakap, "ish..tepi laa..kalau la gemuk ni"..
yes..adik beradik ku sangat keji..tp x makan hati pun..if makan hati..haruslah sekarang dah bertungkus lumus diet kan..gagagagaggaa...
x pon gelak2 kan mama or papa if pacman tuh mati..gagagaga..
the screen is 19" inch..so dpd jauh pun bole nampak game pacman tuh..
seronok tgk muka mama surprise bile me n noy gelakkan die..
pastu die cakap la," mcm mana korg nampakkk~..papaaaaa..dorg ejek mama"

itu adalah percubaan psikologi me n noy supaya dorg cepat give up..
n kite org akan dapat gune pc..
tp buat masa nih..selalu x berjaya la..haihhhh...

jealousy~

weak-end~

lately i slept early n woke up really early too...
pukul 10pm mcm dah mengantuk...
n pukul 6 lebih dah bangun..
which is sangat la pelik sbb all my life i've been a night crawler..
sangat la bertuah if tgk siang i berjaga...
adakah di takdirkan utk bekerja malam??*ish ish ish*

same thing happened on saturday..
i woke around 6.30a.m
then around 7ish...me mummy n noy went to medan selera to have our breakfast..
as usual..makan soto...sangat la stoned...
n me n mama order roti boom pulak..ye..banyak makan kan...tp sekeping je ok..
nonoy balik rumah sekejap..sbb tetibe sakit perut..
n xmo gune public toilet...
so me n mummy..sembang2 n smoke few stick of ciggie sementara menunggu...
yes...mama suka je slumber2 hisap rokok dikhalayak ramai..eventho pakai tudung..
bile disound..mama cakap, "biar laaa..bukan aku mintak duit diorang.."
heheheheh...betul la kan....bukan nye hisap ganja ke ape kan..hisap rokok saja..

nway,then me n mama went to pasar tani...
while noy send home the breakfast we bought for papa n ayol...
n later noy akan tunggu dalam kete..
die mmg poyo..konon x suke pasar tani la ape laaa..
me x kisah sangat..sbb pasar tani mcm bersih n dry..
i x suke pasar biasa tuh..n pasar malam..sbb mcm ramai org n basah2..
so mcm geli je rase....
n xkan nak biarkan mama sorg kan...sian pulak..so teman la..
saya jadi penolak troli...mostly yg menolak troli ialah bibik2...
so haruslah bibik2 tgk2 i kan...apesal???konon nak kawan lah tuh..herrgghhh..

ben came in later in the afternoon...
saturday die keje half day...
nothing much..just berlepak-lepakan sahaja...
others were having their lunch..
bile ajak ben je..ben akan jawab, "xpe ma..dah kenyang ma..dah makan tadi"

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few days before..ben ade belikan ape tah utk my dad..
then ben kt luar..i sembang2 ngan mama..

mama : dah bayar duit ben??
noy : papa nak bagi tadi..tapi abg ben cakap xmo..
me : alaaaaaa...die tuh semua mcm tuh...semua nye "xpe ma,xpayah ma, dah makan ma"..if dok umah kite 3 hari..asik dah kenyang je..sampai mati kebuluran..apa yg segan tah..
mama : apa la ben nih kan...ye ke mcm tuh nak???
me : ye la..silap2 ..mama tanya,"kau nak kawin ngan pija??" die akan jawab.."xpe ma, xperlu ma, xpayah ma"...herrghhhh..

so after few minutes..ben masuk balik...

mama : ben nak makan?? if nak ade lauk tu..
ben : xpe ma, ben dah kenyang ma..baje je makan tadi ma.. *kan dah cakap..memanjang la die jawab mcm tuh*
mama : ben nak kawin ngan pija??? *bole pulak mak aku nih*
ben : NAK MA!! insyallah ma.. *sambil tersenyum simpul buat muka kerang*
mama : owh..ingat kau akan jawab..xpe ma..xpayah ma...

ben sengih je..buat muka siput pulak..
aku lak termalu alah..
pastuh utk coverline aku buat la aksi org lama2..ala2 cuit kaki ben..sambil kelip mata..
pastuh malu....semua gelak je...
owwwhhh...aku sangat sayang die..
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then later...me n ben basuh aquarium kat daput tuh...
sbb the day earlier..my mum gi cabut wire semua..
lupa nak pasang balik...pagi tuh i tgk aquarium dah berkeladak..
sbb filter x gerak..ikan emas semua terberak2..
sbb xde oksigen..cepat2 i on balik..
then bg makan..dah x heran kat makanan...sibuk nak oksigen je..
kejiii betuii my mum nih..bole lah x on balik...sian ikan2 tuh..
nasib baik ok je..x mati..tapi semua taik tergantung2 panjang je..wuwuwu..siannn..

then in the evening..i was watering the plants...
tetibe ben datang..mintak i the hose..
die kate cara i siram bunga salah...
tah apa2...die siram bunga je sampai 45 minit...lama okay..tah apa style punya siram la..
then die siap bersihkan lantai semua..if lantai tuh bole jerit..mesti dah jerit..sbb die siram lantai je sejam lebih..
rumah i tgh renovation..buat apa bersih2 kan sangat..nanti kotor balik...
terlebih rajin la encik ben tuh..

ben went home around 9pm..
thought of meeting him on Sunday...tp mcm malas laaaa..
xtau nak gi mana...xde idea..n ahad ialah hari bermalasan di rumah..

ice ajak minum last night...
with the mrsm buddies...but lately nih..10pm je dah ngantuk..
so semalam around 9ish je dah ngantuk..
n xde moood..asyik nak marah je..semua x kene je..
so sebelum kawan2 nyampah..n me being a grumphy fat beotch n hated by all...baik xyah keluar..
i said some other time...

okay peeps..
itu sahaja yg berlaku on my weekend...
kesimpulan = weak-end

down~

sorry peeps..
i didn't update my blog for few days..heheh...
eventho i don't really give a f*ck what people wanna say about me..
but it still made me down for a couple of days..
to the extend yg bile bukak blog pun rase down je..
rase mcm xmo blogging lagi.....

sbb tuh mcm malas nak update..
kang cite pasal kucing pun kene marah2..kutuk2..
abis mcm mana?????

tapi hari ni dah ok sikit..
so will update bout my weekend in my next post...later..
nak mengblog-hoping di blog korang dulu...

to all u haters~

this post is dedicated to my haters..
c'mon,u know who u are...
i've received few bitchy comments from this 1 person..
who use an anonymous account...*coward*

well,i don't wanna make a scene in my own blog..
i mean..bitching each other or what so ever...
because i don't want those thing to mess up my blog...

actually i have 3 person in mind..
i think i know who they are..
n i know..that the person knows me in person..or else she/he won't get all tensed up with my blog..
if u don't envy me..i bet u envy my sister...
because regarding from u're comments..seriously..u got issues...with us!!!!
but xmo la fitnah kan..
sbb x pasal..i yg dapat dosa free..

this is my blog...
i say what i wanna say..
it's from actual events..n mostly from my heart..
i'm not making up stories...
n yeah..i also write some of my dream..it's my dream..why u have to worry???
do i write about ur momma's pussy???NO!!
do i write about u being a bastard??
NOOOOOOO!!! i don't...*or have i??hmmmmmmmmm*
u don't like my writting????kindly click the 'X' button on the top right...
u don't have to be a farking hater just by reading my silly blog..
i know..deep down..u're a nice man/woman *xmo fitnah*

but if u still think my blog is enjoyable to read..
do listen my new uploaded song..
i put it up again especially for u..seeee..u still have a special place in my heart...
to feel the song???i do attach the lyrics...
thanks to hafiz for creating this song..he is such a genius..
feels like he knows how i feel...

p/s : it'll be the only post about this issue..if u still hate me...I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!

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Lyrics:
(Hafiz As'ari)

*Chorus:
This is my blog,
My way,
My mind,
My say,
If you don't like it,
Get out go away,
Cause this is my site,
My crib,
My likes,
If you don't like it,
Get out of my site,
A place where I can hang out, (uh-huh)
A place where I can shout out, (my thoughts)
All the feelings I keep inside, (uh-huh)
I post it all on this site. (oh my god)

Verse 1:
When I go out and dress up,
People staring me like whats up?
Talking about me,
Hey shut up!
You want your teeth to come out? (no please)
Huh! Just like what I know, (huurrgmm)
You kental buah lemon, (what!?)
You heard what I say, You kental buah lemon!
If you don't understand what I'm trying to say,
Too bad this my song,
You don't have a say!

*Chorus

Verse 2:
I don't hate you,
You don't hate me,
I love you,
You love me,
I kentut you lari, (heh! What the hell)
YO FEEL THE THREAT!
If you wanna hate me, then hate me!
If you wana hit me, then hit me!
If you wanna kill, then kill me!
If you wanna be me, you can't be!
Hey try your best try your luck to kick my ass,
If you don't succeed let me slap your face,
Cause I don't believe in violence,
Change my mind kick your balls I say OLE!
Hey ole ole hey ole ole kau pi makan taik...(eh eh eh eh)
Hey ole ole hey ole ole kau pi makan taik... (eh eh eh eh)

*Chorus

uh oh uh oh! alright now, welcome to my blog,
uh oh uh oh! hmmmmm yeah, find out what I'm all about,
uh oh uh oh! I dunno what to sing,
uh oh uh oh! now I dunno what to rap,
uh oh uh oh! Serious! What uh oh uh oh?
uh oh uh oh! uh oh kau ar bodoh! Hahah!
OK! Well welcome to my blog,
urm.. u r a visitor,
please leave ur initials, ur link up so that I know who u r on my tag board,
my tag board is on the right side of this screen u lookin at, yup, scroll down abit and u'll see my tag board there. ok? be sure to do that! thank you!!
Cause This is my blog, my way, my mind, my say, if you don't like it, get out, get out, go away.
Cause this is my site, my crib, my likes oh! If you don't like it, get out, ooh, oh! Get out of my site...

Thank you, come again!

her wardrobe compared to mine~

noy keep on pastoring me to make a post about her..
farkkk...she hate blogging but want me to include about her stuff/life in mine..
bloody hell..
so to make she stop n shut up..
i have to do it...
or else she just won't leave me alone..n annoy me...
seriously..she follows me where ever i go..
if i was on the sofa..there she is..beside meee..
rimasssss...so i gerak dok kat tilam pulak...
toleh je..there she is..suddenly laying by my side GOWDDD!!!!
then i went to my taman askona...senyap2 je..
die tgh sembang2 ngan ayol..
suddenly i heard she said to ayol, "byeee ayol..saye nak ikut pija dok depan"
then i can see her from the corner of my eyes...with excited face skip happily towards meee..
GOWDDDDDD...PLEASE HELP ME!!!!

so tadi..i tgh buat2 post pasal konyot..
die membebel, "owhhh..buat pasal konyot boleee..bile nak letak gambar saya kat london??" *will put it up on my next post nway..*...
so i was browsing the pictures..
saw a picture she took comparing her wardrobe n mine..herghhh...
sangat sedih k tgk wardrobe die yg baju membuak2..
tp i punya 1 laci jeeeeeeee....

so here it is..~

:: herghhh sepah ::

:: sorry peeps..die dah simpan baju2 yg die beli kat U.K tuh..malas nak punggah balik amik 1 by 1..heheh ::

:: the undies..pun banyak..bole buat garage sale..je..*ade ke org nak beli??eeuuwww ::

:: her collection of the 'x cukup kain' clothing..bagus pulak..kemass ::

:: nih sape punye???? i punyeeee...buat tempat ape???die buat tempat simpan comforter n pillows..ntumpang baju2 die..tuh pun i dah senyap2 letak balik baju2 die kt almari die..dgn harapan nak kemas my baju2 letak kat sini..tp sifat kemalasan melampau..x gerak2 pun keje tuh..tp bile tgk..ade je baju die gantung balik kat situ.that day she asked me, "pija kau nak gune ke almari ni??sbb if xnak saya nak letak baju saya..x cukup laaa..." BANYAK CANTIK...X BOLEEEE... ::

:: nih laci sape??i punya jugak..laci letak baju rumah..keji gile noy nih..buakn nak kemaskan dulu..x pun susun la baju yg best2 belah atas *ade ke baju best??* nih yg nampak track bottom yg telah kubeli sejak zaman uji rashid & hail amir...huishh..huishh..rosak reputasi i sebagai seorang yg vogue..btw..i ade lagi la baju lain kan..xde la miskin sgt..tp baju tuh disepahkan2 je kat rak tepi..still x kemas2 lagi..MALAS!!!::

:: the one she bought at Atmosphere-UK...lawa kan???kenapa la size x sama..kalau x bole je dipinjam2..tu laaa..sape suruh kaki tuh kecik sangat!!*ke kakiku yg besar??* ::

:: shoes she bought from UK - NEXT ::

:: the one she bought at Office::UK - Lacoste ::

she left few more at UK..
sbb bag terlalu berat..
so edan will bring it back for her instead..

tadi bole lak noy gelak tanya...

noy : nape baju kau sikit sangat eh pija??? sbbaku dah keje yea..sbb tuh beli banyak baju..

me : baju2 saya mahal laaaa...baju2 kau murah2 pun bole dapat..

noy : eh..tapi before saye keje pun baju saya banyak..mama selalu belikan yea??

me : banyak la kau..kau lupa...if keluar dulu..papa bg duit sorg seratus ke..duit kau kau habiskan semua utk shopping..time makan...tambang teksi semua kau buat muka kesian suruh aku belanja kan...herghhhh..

noy : *gelak macam cetaaaaannnn* a ah yea...lupa pulak...

kesimpulan..
noy pandai manipulate = kejiiiiii

guest room~

remember about me, ayol & mama busy decorating the guest room for noy's engagement..????
so i was in the room a couple of days ago...reading the novels noy bought me..
i manage snap 2 pictures..

:: this is the mirror we bought at ikea..sangat la penat nak proses nak memasang tuh..but it was all worth it..chanteekkk.. ::

:: the frame that we bought at that english-style shop..chantikk kan???love it..sorry..i was too lazy to lift my lazy arse from that bed..thats why this picture was from the side..heheh ::

tom & jerry~

2 days ago..konyot bawak balik baby tikus masuk rumah...
tah mana die kutip pun x tau laaaa...
die nak bawak main2...
but the tikus got away..
sbb time konyot tgk main2 cat & mouse tuh..papa interrupted him..
so konyot lost focus...the tikus terlepas...

but we know..it's somewhere around the house..
because there's no way out from the back..
nak x nak..the rat have to cross the living area n all..to access the exit..

so..last night..we were having a family time..
chill in front of the tv...
konyot came from the back..carrying something in his mouth..
we saw the tail.....n we know it's the rat from the other day..
DAMN ITT!!!!
boleh x..i was sitting on the floor*yea i prefer to seat on the floor rather than on the sofa..even at someone else's place..see how KG am i!!!*
n konyot brought that thing towards me...farking hell..
i jump straight on the couch..so did ayol..*yeeee..ayol penakut*
n mama of coz..there's no other space left for P.G..as nonoy were sleeping on the sofa during that time..so P.G have to bear..being on the floor..heheheheheh..
i was funny..when mama asked p.G to do some stuff..n while doing it..the rat came towards him..he jump here n there..funny...
we all just laugh..
ye la..kite org selamat atas sofa..la la la~

rasa x tenteram je jiwa..
because the chasing thing lasted for few hours...
konyot saje nak buat2 main je..
i went to bed around 10ish...
when i woke up this morning..they said that the rat is gone..
guess konyot might have ate it..
konyot yg sangat buduh..
semua bende nak makan..

here r some of the pictures taken..
ye la..ade cam baru kan..
semua pun nak amik gambar je..
i x berani datang dekat..
so most of the pictures dpd jarak jauh..n zoom..gagagagga..
P.G jugak memberanikan diri..duk dekat2..amik gambar..
baru la clear..heheh..

:: the P.G took..xde zoom..so meaning..P.G berani laaa..sbb mmg dekat okay ::

:: mcm takut je tikus tuh..eventho i hate rat..but this one is still a baby..mcm kesian pulak tgk..hmmpphh.. ::

:: konyot kejii..bole je relax..tgk attempt tikus tuh cuba melepaskan diri..panjat2.. ::

:: nih i amik laaa...jauh..takuuutt..tp sian kan..mcm tikus tuh tgh beg gilee babsss.. ::

:: sampai bersinar2 mata excited with the rat.. *i know..it's the flash..i'm not that stupid* ::

butterflies~

so we went to taman rama rama..
here are the pictures...

:: otw..was driving..read:my eyes is on the road okay..saya kan x suke bawak2 kete x fokus ni ::

::entrance tmn rama2...masuk je terus kagum tgk rama2 yg berterbangan sana sini..then noy cakap..amik gambar mcm nak masuk entrance..lawa..so x tau la if i was blur or what..or lupa we r using a camera not video cam..so me dok belakang tirai tuh...noy kire "1,2..tiiii"..i cepat2 keluar dpd tirai tuh..hasilnye x jadi...noy marah gileeee..ape faedahnyer amik gambar terkeluar..so die suruh amik another one...heheh ..ini adalah photo yg x jadi tu ::

:: here r the 2nd one..the way it should be..heheh..tp i don't really like it..sbb gelabah ayam..so baju ternaik2 laaa..n perut ketara..x carolina(coverline) langsung..noy juru gambar x bertauliah..haiihhh..tensioneee okayy.. ::

:: usaha mencari rama-rama...tapi rama2 semua terbang tinggi-tinggi..tensioonnneee..serious x bole release tension gi tmn rama2..sbb akan tension sbb x dapat nak pegang rama ::

:: serious tah apa2 posing mencangkung..xde style langsung ::

:: see how the pro do it *cea cea..perasaan*..i suke gile ikan koi okay..teringin nak ade kolam yg sangat besar..yg ade ikan koi sebesar peha i...ya..sila tgk peha di gambar saya utk memastikan kebesaran size ikan yg dimaksudkan..mcm la i x tau korg refer kt gambar tuh kan ::

:: serious rama2 kat sini eksyen laaaa...peluh2 i mencari2 rama2yg mesra..haihhh :

:: of coz i pun nak jugak posing ngan kure2 kan..la la la~ x busuk kure2 die..indah je ::

:: noy berjaya dapatkan rama-rama di jarinya...muka yg kagum sekali lagii ...n sebagai jurugambar yg bertauliah..i berjaya snap 3 - 4 gambar..tp i upload 2 je okay..penat nak upload banyak-banyak::

:: gembira habis...baik je butterfly tuh dok atas jari die ::

:: usaha mencari rama-rama utk diambil gambar bersama..apa la maknenye gi taman rama2 if x dapat amik gambar bersama si rama-rama kan..why is this picture dark???sbb i gelapkan okay..sbb my jeans sangat la veggie...tp korg xkan nampak..sbb i dah edit..la la la~ ::

:: masih mencari rama2 utk menghinggap diri ku ini...muka sudah start tensioneee::

:: berjaya membuatkan rama2 menghinggap di bunga yg diletakkan di celahan jari2 montel ku...lama okay...tp noy yg sangat sengal lagi terhegeh2...rama2 tuh terbang....UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....tgk la gambar tuh..my eyes tgh tgk rama2 tuh terbang..dahi yg berkerut tuh menandakan betapa sakit nye hati ..so session seterusnye ialah memarahi noy ngan kate2 kesat..heheh..acah je..xde la sampai kate2 kesat kan..sbb dah tau..mmg noy nih sengal sejak azali..so what do i expect kan?? ::

:: rama2 nig bersepah2...n peluang utk bergambar bersama amat la cerah..tp sangat la besarrrrrr...scary okay..so i know..if this thing hinggap..mesti akan end up i menjerit2..n lari2 ..so better not try at all..i don't wanna humilate myself..since most of the visitor r tourist::

:: ini lah rama2 yg menghinggap di jejari montel tuh...huh??x caya jari i montel??tgk la gambar tuh..*sigh*..lawa kan butterfly tuh..confirm bertambah vogue if i ade gambar with it..hmmpphhh::

:: usaha mencari butterfly terpaksa stop sbb ♥my ben♥ called..so terpaksa la layan for a couple of minutes..noy sudah tension menunggu..so sempat candid my pic ::

:: i finally accept the fact that butterfly don't like me..xde rezeki nak amik gambar ngan butterfly..so give up la..sbb dah berpeluh2 mencari okay..so i asked noy to take my pictures with a sad face with a flower between my montel fingers*konon ade bunga butterfly suke..citt* sbb as if the pictures show that how sad i was..but after noy snapped the picture..we laugh out realllllyyyyyyy loud!!!! WHY??? sbb noy kate,"wey, nih buat muka sedih ke..gambar nak menjual diri..mcm pelacoqq je..t*t*k selambak" ...kurang ajar gilleeee...tp bile i tgk..mmg klakar ok...so sbb terlalu sexy-ness..i terpaksa cencored..if not haruslah encik ben kasi tamparan padu maut..gagagagga...so korg xkan berpeluang tgk ye..la la la~ ::

:: otw out.. ape punye posing la nih..serious budak nih x reti posing...tp noy cakap die suke..mcm butterfly keluar dpd celah ketiak..mcm ketiak wangi..apakah??? kan i dah ckp..budak nih sengal ...la la la~ ::

:: x dapat amik gambar dgn the real one..dapat amik dgn yg dalam frame pun jadi laaaa..wuwuwuwuwu..BUT AT LEASTTT!!! jgn nak gelakkan okay ::

:: nak balik dahhhhhh..dgn kesedihan menerima kenyataan x dapat amik gambar ngan butterfly..tgk tuh..dah berpeluh2 okay ::

::before balik..sempat lagi snap2 pictures dlm kete.. read: the car was parked..so..no one is harmed during this session ::

:: owh yes..we r vain ::

:: look at my exotic-looking eyes..love it or hate it..i just don't give a f*ck..it's my eyesss!!! ::

over all..it was okay...
i've been to butterfly park at cameron highland before..
on a school trip when i was 11...
i prefer that park i guess..
sbb butterfly die mesra alam...siap bole melekat2 kat badan..sekali 3 -4 ekor..
tp kat sini..nak dapat sekor pun jenuh gileeee...
but the entry only cost RM5 per person..xde la sentap sangat kan..
die tulis rm15..tp sbb cuti2 malaysia..n kite org org malaysia..dapat rm5..
utk bawak camera kene tambah rm1...heheh..
tp kagum laaaaa...masa kite org kt counter tuh..dorg tanya..,"where r u from??"
cea cea...x nampak mcm melayu ke??exotic bebenor ke??heheh...*nak berangan sat*

bile balik je..i cerite la kat ben..about x dpt amik gambar ngan rama-rama...
ben, "sbb tikoncet tuh atam tangat" ===> sbb si buncit tuh masam sangat...
boleh x????x sweet langsung....herrrggghhhh....

p/s : ade terlalu banyak gambar...tp i upload sikit je..x larat nak menunggu nak loading tuh.berjangguit..